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      CommentAuthormdizzle
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthorbakercad
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008 edited by bakercad on the 06th May 2008 at 11:55:55 EDT
     
    heh....nice

    This reminds me of an ad for a PHP Developer that I saw recently. Since when are a systems admin & a PHP Developer interchangeable?

    Immediate opening for a PHP Developer.

    This position is responsible for:

    * Windows 2000/XP workstation maintenance (Windows 2003 Active Directory domain);
    * automated network backup monitoring;
    * management of user logon/email accounts;
    * oversight of company Internet presence and frequent website updates, including email server (MDaemon, Postfix), domain registration, and DNS (BIND9, MS DNS);
    * on-going process documentation in Wiki format.

    Candidate must have *solid* PHP + SQL (MSSQL and MySQL) background and ability to maintain PHP applications.

    Working knowledge of hand-coded HTML preferred; familiarity with Linux requested; project management and English skills assumed.
    • CommentAuthorXSQueen
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008
     
    Hey MDizzle - Netnanny blocks me out of that one - can you email or post the text and just # or $$&*^%*&)^*(& the nasty words? Sorry to request that but this place is pretty much blocking half the world now = (cry
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      CommentAuthoryugnats
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008
     
    hilarious!!
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      CommentAuthorarwen54
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008
     
    the sad thing is I can totally relate...

    which is why I've taken myself out of the game!
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      CommentAuthorainslie
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2008
     
    Had a request for an "erotic robots" site once...

    There really is no accounting for taste!
    • CommentAuthorSkyshadow
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2008
     
    My favourites (I have actually seen real ads like this, I just found them again) -

    Requires X years experience with Y, with X > than the number of years that
    Y has existed.

    Please submit all resumes in Word format with the subject line "Senior UNIX Admin"

    More at: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/97/Aug/jobs.html

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